0 - NORMAL - No effect
  1 - NORMAL - Use item, no effect
  2 - NORMAL - Use item, no effect
  3 - NORMAL - Wrong person tries item
  4 - NORMAL - Bash command
  5 - NORMAL - Shoot command
  6 - NORMAL - Spy command
  7 - NORMAL - Pray command
  8 - NORMAL - Guard command
  9 - NORMAL - No effect
 10 - PSI - PSI FAVORITE Alpha
 11 - PSI - PSI FAVORITE Beta
 12 - PSI - PSI FAVORITE Gamma
 13 - PSI - PSI FAVORITE Omega
 14 - PSI - PSI Fire Alpha
 15 - PSI - PSI Fire Beta
 16 - PSI - PSI Fire Gamma
 17 - PSI - PSI Fire Omega
 18 - PSI - PSI Freeze Alpha
 19 - PSI - PSI Freeze Beta
 20 - PSI - PSI Freeze Gamma
 21 - PSI - PSI Freeze Omega
 22 - PSI - PSI Thunder Alpha
 23 - PSI - PSI Thunder Beta
 24 - PSI - PSI Thunder Gamma
 25 - PSI - PSI Thunder Omega
 26 - PSI - PSI Flash Alpha
 27 - PSI - PSI Flash Beta
 28 - PSI - PSI Flash Gamma
 29 - PSI - PSI Flash Omega
 30 - PSI - PSI Starstorm Alpha
 31 - PSI - PSI Starstorm Beta
 32 - PSI - Lifeup Alpha
 33 - PSI - Lifeup Beta
 34 - PSI - Lifeup Gamma
 35 - PSI - Lifeup Omega
 36 - PSI - Healing Alpha
 37 - PSI - Healing Beta
 38 - PSI - Healing Gamma
 39 - PSI - Healing Omega
 40 - PSI - Shield Alpha
 41 - PSI - Shield Beta
 42 - PSI - Shield Sigma
 43 - PSI - Shield Omega
 44 - PSI - PSI Shield Alpha
 45 - PSI - PSI Shield Beta
 46 - PSI - PSI Shield Sigma
 47 - PSI - PSI Shield Omega
 48 - PSI - Offense up Alpha
 49 - PSI - Offense up Beta
 50 - PSI - Defense down Alpha
 51 - PSI - Defense down Beta
 52 - PSI - Hypnosis Alpha
 53 - PSI - Hypnosis Beta
 54 - PSI - Magnet Alpha
 55 - PSI - Magnet Beta
 56 - PSI - Paralysis Alpha
 57 - PSI - Paralysis Beta
 58 - PSI - Brainshock Alpha
 59 - PSI - Brainshock Beta
 60 - PSI - Teleport Alpha
 61 - PSI - Teleport Beta
 62 - CALL - Call for help
 63 - CALL - Sow seeds around
 64 - NORMAL - Explode into bits
 65 - NORMAL - Burst into flames
 66 - NORMAL - Steal an item
 67 - NORMAL - Freeze you in time
 68 - NORMAL - Glare with one's eerie eyes
 69 - NORMAL - Generate a mysterious electric field
 70 - NORMAL - Stumble, but fire a strange beam
 71 - NORMAL - Burp and blow nauseating breath
 72 - NORMAL - Sting with one's poison stinger
 73 - NORMAL - Give the kiss of death
 74 - NORMAL - Exhale one's arctic-cold breath
 75 - NORMAL - Scatter some spores
 76 - NORMAL - Possess in a frightening manner
 77 - NORMAL - Sprinkle wonderful-smelling powder
 78 - NORMAL - Scatter some mold spores
 79 - NORMAL - Employ a binding attack
 80 - NORMAL - Spit out a sticky mucus
 81 - NORMAL - Spew Fly Honey out of his mouth
 82 - NORMAL - Shoot spider silk out of its body
 83 - NORMAL - Say something really scary
 84 - NORMAL - Do something very mysterious
 85 - NORMAL - Disrupt your senses
 86 - NORMAL - Size up the situation
 87 - NORMAL - Exhale a blast of stinky breath
 88 - NORMAL - Summon a storm
 89 - NORMAL - Spill some scalding hot espresso
 90 - NORMAL - Play a haunting melody
 91 - NORMAL - Dispense an extinguising blast
 92 - NORMAL - Use a Crashing Boom Bang attack
 93 - NORMAL - Shoot out a spray of fire
 94 - NORMAL - Breathe fire
 95 - NORMAL - Make something spin around
 96 - NORMAL - Lose one's temper
 97 - NORMAL - Say something nasty
 98 - NORMAL - Use a vacuum attack
 99 - NORMAL - Replenish a fuel supply
100 - NORMAL - Bite using poisonous fangs
101 - NORMAL - Fire a missile, making oneself dizzy
102 - NORMAL - Start a continuous attack
103 - NORMAL - Be on guard
104 - NORMAL - Spew out a flaming fireball
105 - NORMAL - Rush in and inter-twine with target
106 - NORMAL - Attack with a crushing chop
107 - NORMAL - Grapple and use a submission hold
108 - NORMAL - Rev and accelerate
109 - NORMAL - Brandish a knife
110 - NORMAL - Tear into target
111 - NORMAL - Use a biting attack
112 - NORMAL - Claw with one's sharp nails
113 - NORMAL - Swing one's tail very hard
114 - NORMAL - Growl and lunge forward
115 - NORMAL - Wield a shopping bag
116 - NORMAL - Swing a club
117 - NORMAL - Generate a tornado
118 - NORMAL - Spray a gigantic blast of water
119 - NORMAL - Flash a menacing smile
120 - NORMAL - Start laughing hysterically
121 - NORMAL - Edge closer
122 - NORMAL - Whisper, "3..."
123 - NORMAL - Murmur, "2..."
124 - NORMAL - Mutter,"1..."
125 - NORMAL - Fall down
126 - NORMAL - Be absentminded
127 - NORMAL - Generate a burst steam
128 - NORMAL - Be wobbly
129 - NORMAL - Be reeling
130 - NORMAL - Have a big grin on one's face
131 - NORMAL - Take deep breaths for the next assault
132 - NORMAL - Send a greeting
133 - NORMAL - Make a piercing howl
134 - NORMAL - Say "tick-tock"
135 - ITEM - Food Effect
136 - ITEM - Food Effect (Restore HP)
137 - ITEM - Food Effect (Restore HP)
138 - ITEM - Food Effect (Restore HP)
139 - ITEM - Food Effect (Restore HP)
140 - ITEM - Item [Hand-Aid]
141 - ITEM - Food Effect (Restore HP)
142 - ITEM - Food Effect (Recover PP)
143 - ITEM - Food Effect (Recover PP)
144 - ITEM - Food Effect (Restore HP)
145 - ITEM - Food Effect (Defense up 1)
146 - ITEM - Food Effect (Restore HP)
147 - ITEM - Food Effect (Restore HP)
148 - ITEM - Food Effect
149 - ITEM - Item [Wet Towel]
150 - ITEM - Item [Refreshing herb]
151 - ITEM - Item [Secret herb]
152 - ITEM - Item [Cup of Lifenoodles]
153 - ITEM - Item [Unknown]
154 - ITEM - Food Effect (IQ up 1)
155 - ITEM - Food Effect (Guts up 1)
156 - ITEM - Food Effect (Speed up 1)
157 - ITEM - Food Effect (Vitality up 1)
158 - ITEM - Food Effect (Luck up 1)
159 - ITEM - Use the item [Counter-PSI unit]
160 - ITEM - Use the item [Shield Killer]
161 - ITEM - Use the item [HP-Sucker]
162 - ITEM - Lash out with the item [Mummy Wrap]
163 - ITEM - Fire the item [Bottle Rocket]
164 - ITEM - Fire the item [Big Bottle Rocket]
165 - ITEM - Fire the item [Multi Bottle Rocket]
166 - ITEM - Lash out with the item [Handbag strap]
167 - ITEM - Throw the item [Bomb]
168 - ITEM - Throw the item [Super Bomb]
169 - ITEM - Use the item [Slime Generator]
170 - ITEM - Use the item [Yogurt Dispenser]
171 - ITEM - Take out a snake and throw it [Snake bag]
172 - ITEM - Throw the item [Pair of Dirty socks]
173 - ITEM - Throw the item [Stag Beetle
174 - ITEM - Use the item [Toothbrush]
175 - ITEM - Use the item [Pharaoh's Curse]
176 - ITEM - Use the item [Hungry HP-Sucker]
177 - ITEM - Sprinkle the item [Bag of Dragonite]
178 - ITEM - Spray a blast of [Insecticide Spray]
179 - ITEM - Spray a blast of [Xterminator Spray]
180 - ITEM - Spray a blast of [Rust promoter]
181 - ITEM - Spray a blast of [Rust Promoter DX]
182 - ITEM - Use the item [Sudden guts pill]
183 - ITEM - Use the item [Defense spray]
184 - ITEM - Use the item [Defense Shower]
185 - ITEM - Use the item [Teleport Box]
186 - ITEM - Use the item [Ruler]
187 - ITEM - Use the item [Protractor]
188 - ITEM - Item - [Pak of Bubble Gum] effect
189 - ITEM - Item - [Fly Honey] effect
190 - ITEM - Put the item on one's nose [Piggy nose]
191 - ITEM - Use the item [For Sale sign]
192 - ITEM - Item - [Shyness book] effect
193 - ITEM - Feel sad and empty [Picture postcard]
194 - NORMAL - *Beta testing team's error message*
195 - ITEM - Item - [Chick] effect
196 - ITEM - Item - [Chicken] effect
197 - ITEM - Item - [ATM card] effect
198 - ITEM - Place the item on the floor [Zombie paper]
199 - ITEM - Use the item [Hawk Eye]
200 - ITEM - Item - [Bicycle] effect
201 - NORMAL - Emit a glorious light
202 - NORMAL - Use an electrical shock attack
203 - NORMAL - Scatter one's pollen around
204 - NORMAL - Reach out with one's icy hand
205 - NORMAL - Play flute with one's poisonous breath
206 - NORMAL - Spew exhaust fumes
207 - NORMAL - Start laughing maniacally
208 - NORMAL - Breath in through one's flute
209 - NORMAL - Leap forward and spread one's wings
210 - NORMAL - Become friendly and affectionate
211 - NORMAL - Make a loud rumble
212 - NORMAL - Give target a great big hug
213 - NORMAL - Let loose with a hacking cough
214 - NORMAL - Use one's misery attack
215 - NORMAL - Utilize paint attack
216 - NORMAL - Come out swinging
217 - NORMAL - Scratch with one's claws
218 - NORMAL - Peck at target's eyes
219 - NORMAL - Ram and trample
220 - NORMAL - Throw a punch
221 - NORMAL - Spit one's pumpkin seeds
222 - NORMAL - Fire a beam
223 - NORMAL - Jab with a spear
224 - NORMAL - Stomp with one's huge foot
225 - NORMAL - Swing one's hula hoop
226 - NORMAL - Charge forward
227 - NORMAL - Shred fiercely on a skateboard
228 - NORMAL - Bite target hard (Diamondize)
229 - NORMAL - Grumble about today's youth
230 - NORMAL - Start lecturing target
231 - NORMAL - Scowl sharply
232 - NORMAL - Vent a terrible odor
233 - NORMAL - Shout in a loud voice
234 - NORMAL - Shriek a war cry
235 - NORMAL - Knit one's brow
236 - NORMAL - Random Text [Clumsy Robot antics]
237 - NORMAL - Scatter some spores
238 - NORMAL - Use a biting attack
239 - ITEM - Equip weapon and attack
240 - ITEM - Equip armor
241 - NORMAL - Shoot a night-time stuffiness beam
242 - NORMAL - Coil around target and attack
243 - NORMAL - Event [Clumsy Robot defeat]
244 - NORMAL - Event [Master Barf defeat]
245 - CALL - Enemy AI Extender function
246 - ITEM - Equip weapon and attack (Duplicate?)
247 - ITEM - Use the item [Neutralizer]
248 - NORMAL - Emit a pale green light
249 - ITEM - Food Effect (General use)
250 - ITEM - Food Effect (Whole party)
251 - NORMAL - Affliction Text (Homesickness)
252 - NORMAL - Affliction Text (Paralysis)
253 - NORMAL - Affliction Text (Sleep)
254 - NORMAL - Affliction Text (Solidified)
255 - NORMAL - Affliction Text (Solidification healed)
256 - PSI - Tried PSI, but it didn't work very well
257 - NORMAL - Lose one's mind by wolfing down "Fly Honey"
258 - ITEM - Touch the item to one's forehead [Sound Stone]
259 - ITEM - Item - [Exit mouse] effect
260 - NORMAL - Random Text [Pokey antics]
261 - NORMAL - Pokey played dead
262 - NORMAL - Pokey pretended to cry
263 - NORMAL - Pokey apologized profusely
264 - NORMAL - Bark
265 - NORMAL - Chant a magic spell
266 - NORMAL - No effect
267 - NORMAL - Scratch one's head
268 - ITEM - Throw the item [Snake]
269 - ITEM - Throw the item [Viper]
270 - ITEM - Read the hieroglyphics [Hieroglyph copy]
271 - ITEM - Item - [Town Map] effect
272 - ITEM - Item - [Video Relaxant] effect (No effect)
273 - NORMAL - Discharge a very stinky gas
274 - NORMAL - "...[NESS]..." Incomprehensible attack
275 - NORMAL - Pokey's first speech during final battle
276 - NORMAL - Unknown effect
277 - NORMAL - Unknown effect
278 - NORMAL - Pokey's second speech
279 - NORMAL - Try to get away
280 - NORMAL - Mirror command
281 - ITEM - Item - [Suporma] effect
282 - ITEM - Item - [Insignificant Item] effect
283 - ITEM - Use the Monkey Love [Monkey's love]
284 - ITEM - Item - [Tendakraut] effect
285 - ITEM - Item - [King Banana] effect
286 - ITEM - Item - [Receiver phone] effect
287 - ITEM - Item - [Letter from mom] effect
288 - ITEM - Item - [Letter from Tony] effect
289 - ITEM - Item - [Letter from kids] effect
290 - NORMAL - Suddenly give off a rainbow of colors
291 - NORMAL - Pray from the bottom of one's heart (First prayer)
292 - NORMAL - Pray from the bottom of one's heart (Second prayer)
293 - NORMAL - Pray from the bottom of one's heart (Third prayer)
294 - NORMAL - Pray from the bottom of one's heart (Fourth prayer)
295 - NORMAL - Pray from the bottom of one's heart (Fifth prayer)
296 - NORMAL - Pray from the bottom of one's heart (Sixth prayer)
297 - NORMAL - Pray from the bottom of one's heart (Seventh prayer)
298 - NORMAL - Pray from the bottom of one's heart (Eighth prayer)
299 - NORMAL - Pray from the bottom of one's heart (Ninth prayer)
300 - NORMAL - "...[NESS]..." Incomprehensible attack (Damage)
301 - NORMAL -"...[NESS]..." Incomprehensible attack (Feel strange)
302 - NORMAL - Incomprehensible attack (Unknown, 1 quote)
303 - NORMAL - Incomprehensible attack (Solidify, 1 quote)
304 - NORMAL - Incomprehensible attack (Crying, 1 quote)
305 - NORMAL - Incomprehensible attack (Unknown, 3 quotes)
306 - NORMAL - Incomprehensible attack (3 random attacks, 3 quotes)
307 - NORMAL - Incomprehensible attack (3 death attacks, 3 quotes)
308 - NORMAL - Random Giygas quote
309 - NORMAL - Three random Giygas quotes
310 - ITEM - Fire the item [Bazooka]
311 - ITEM - Fire the item [Heavy Bazooka]
312 - NORMAL - ".....[NESS]..."
313 - NORMAL - Eat a bologne sandwich
314 - NORMAL - Lose a gear and some bolts
315 - NORMAL - Re-apply a bandage
316 - NORMAL - Clean the area
317 - NORMAL - Want to go and get a battery
318 - NORMAL - You cannot use the item here